Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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