I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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