Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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