You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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