yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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