Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
wanna go halves on a baby?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
