Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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