Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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