Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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