God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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