doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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