I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
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we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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