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She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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