and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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