it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
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why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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