K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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