windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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