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Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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