maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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