apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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