PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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