Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
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