Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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