remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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