i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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