You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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