I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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