I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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