she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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