In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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