Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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