Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
A+ Viking dick
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
