bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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