belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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