i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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