so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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