In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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