what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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