im gay
i know
yea but for you.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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