I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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