I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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