i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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