Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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