He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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