Little spoons don't ask big questions
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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