Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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