His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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