Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He better not be in your backpack
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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