"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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