i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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