I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
