How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
These tits shall not be calmed
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