so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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